I saw on the news John Dingall (looks like he has Parkinson's Disease) was shaking or pointing his finger at John Boehner, saying the tobacco bill they're trying to pass is to save Boehner's life from the evil cigarettes he smokes that are causing his slow suicide with every puff.

Yes, he used the words evil and suicide.

What a %$#@# asswipe.

Edited for a few mistakes. Dingell's name was spelled wrong plus I forgot to call him Dingellballs.

And Boehner and Dingell are representatives. I called them senators.